Captain Jack's Hideaway

New Urban West

Ahoy Mates, it’s a bit windy today, but the sea is as blue as the sky–a perfect day to recruit pirates for me next trip. As I enter me chambers, I see the new pirates looking at my treasure chest on the floor...why I oughta!!!

Before I sit in my Captain’s Chair, I walk to the “wall of barrels” and admire all the contraptions I took off the last ship we held up. I got something called an LCD–TV, a Yamaha receiver, speakers, an air–conditioner, and an “X–Box.” I push the button on this remote and the ship shakes like it’s been hit by 100 cannon balls! I tell the new pirates that if they make me mad “Arrrr” I’ll throw them in the “iron jail,” which is located above my Captain’s Chair…makes ‘em scared.

We go out to the main deck and walk to the other side of the ship, admiring the custom wood door, stained siding, Milgard vinyl windows and portholes, and the awning. We climb the ladder to the top deck where a pirate flag flies…there’s a real “ship’s wheel” to steer our ship thru the seven seas.

If you want to sail with Captain Jack, put yar “X” on this here paper and join the crew below! I’ll stay up top and steer us to the nearest island for a little fun!